If the Wire Cast Was a Football Team

The Baltimore Ravens look pretty formidable going into the AFC Championship game, but I wonder if this squad from Charm City could give them a run for their money. The offense looks a bit sketchy, but the defensive unit is stacked with stone-cold killers. You wouldn’t want to be a receiver going over the middle against that secondary, that’s for sure.

Front Office
Owner: Odell Watkins
GM: Tommy Carcetti
Head Coach: Cedric Daniels
Offensive Coordinator: Lester Freamon
Defensive Coordinator: Bill Rawls

Offensive Unit
QB: Gus Haynes
RB: Jimmy McNulty
FB: Thomas Hauk
C: Jay Landsman
RG: Bunk Moreland
RT: Bunny Colvin
LG: Ervin Burrell
LT: Butchie
TE: Kenneth Dozerman
WR: Leander Sydnor
WR: Ellis Carver
Alternate WR: Kima Greggs

Defensive Unit
DT: Stringer Bell
DT: Prop Joe Stewart
DT: Frank Sabotka
OLB: Cutty Wise
OLB: Chris Partlow
MLB: Wee-Bey Brice
MLB: Cheese Wagstaff
S: Avon Barksdale
S: Marlo Stanfield
DB: Slim Charles
DB: Bodie Broadus
Nickel DB: Snoop Pearson

Special Teams
Return specialist: Omar Little
Punter: Clarence Royce
Kicker: Ziggy Sabotka

Supporting staff
Equipment manager: Bubbles
Medical supplies: The Greek
Cheer squad: Beadie Russell, Rhonda Pearlman
Fan club president: Roland Pryzbylewski
Player agents: Maurice Levy, Clay Davis